By tiredstudent - 18/11/2016 13:56 - Canada - Montr?al

Today, an older lady loudly accused me of masturbating on the public bus. I simply had my eyes closed and was twirling my hair. FML
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tiredstudent 10

OP here- I had my eyes closed on the bus because I'm a student who works a full time job and babysits my sister's children at night. I was tired. I was twirling the hair on my HEAD because I had recently gotten the time to get my hair cut . My other hand was on my purse which was beside me no where near that area. The lady ended up yelling other horrible things to other people on the bus and got kicked off.

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superapple 23

What hair? Your pubic hair?

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chirstinap325 23

Well, where was your other hand? Whether or not id be suspicious depends on the location of your other hand haha

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Gngr_Grl 26

I mean, I casually twirl my pubes all the time. But closing your eyes on a public bus? How crass.

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MissMizery 19

You seem to not be denying said accusation...

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LexB100 3

Twirling your hair? you hussy! next you'll be showing off ankles

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tiredstudent 10

OP here- I had my eyes closed on the bus because I'm a student who works a full time job and babysits my sister's children at night. I was tired. I was twirling the hair on my HEAD because I had recently gotten the time to get my hair cut . My other hand was on my purse which was beside me no where near that area. The lady ended up yelling other horrible things to other people on the bus and got kicked off.

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GhostFox 33

Some people shouldn't be allowed in public without a keeper. Sorry that the old lady was one such person and that you and others had to deal with her temper tantrum, OP.

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dramaelf 37

Sounds like she's got dementia or something

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