Work: Today, an elderly customer at work told me that my brown eyes...

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By mylonius - 14/04/2016 05:19 - United States - Fergus Falls

Today, an elderly customer at work told me that my brown eyes made me look like a "handsome, young gentleman." After I thanked him for the compliment, he closed his eyes and leaned over to kiss me. FML

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