Today, after years of never having any friends or acquaintances,...

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2020 04:09

Today, after years of never having any friends or acquaintances, I finally hung out with one of my coworkers. When she said I was a lot of fun to be around, I got so choked up I couldn't talk and started sobbing. Now she thinks I'm a psycho. FML

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