Transportation: Today, after waiting months to take my driver's test, I ended... - FML

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By Superbubbs - 29/06/2016 20:39 - United States - League City

Today, after waiting months to take my driver's test, I ended up driving on the wrong side of the road and failed in the first minute. FML

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Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Thursday 30 June 2016 13:18

I don't like to be judgemental but that does sound like a schoolboy error!

SquilliamFancy 15

Thursday 30 June 2016 15:50

I can understand losing your nerve and perhaps turning the wrong blinker on, or stopping a little too quickly for the instructors tastes, but driving on the wrong side of the road? You've grown up watching your parents do it for sixteen years or more. There is no excuse for that. Nervous or not.

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Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Thursday 30 June 2016 13:18

I don't like to be judgemental but that does sound like a schoolboy error!

SquilliamFancy 15

Thursday 30 June 2016 15:50

I can understand losing your nerve and perhaps turning the wrong blinker on, or stopping a little too quickly for the instructors tastes, but driving on the wrong side of the road? You've grown up watching your parents do it for sixteen years or more. There is no excuse for that. Nervous or not.

DeadxManxWalking 27

Thursday 30 June 2016 16:54

maybe they're from the UK orignally and moved over?

AaronP11 11

Friday 1 July 2016 0:41

I don't understand how this happened. Did you grow up in the UK or any other country that drives on the left?

smallandroid 26

Friday 1 July 2016 1:43

Eh, I failed my first driving test for driving on the wrong side of the road -- I was turning into a neighborhood street where a 16 wheel truck was parked on the right side, so as I was turning in I went for the left side of the street in order to avoid it. Apparently I was suppose to keep on the right side even if the entire right side was blocked by the truck.

NYGiants1925 22

Saturday 2 July 2016 0:48

You probably aren't ready to drive on your own yet.

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