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By PendingProdigy - 03/02/2016 00:29 - United States - Salt Lake City
Today, after two years of marriage, I finally came clean & told my wife that she's never been tight again ever since she had our son (who's 2&1/2). Expecting her to rage at me I told her it's fine and I still love having sex with her. She simply chuckles and says "I just thought you were small" FML