Today, after studying all night for an exam, I ran out to catch the bus. On my way to the bus, my hair got caught in a branch for some minutes. Thinking I'd missed the bus but thankfully didn't, I went on. A few minutes later I remembered that my exam had been postponed for 3 hours today. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after pulling an all-nighter studying for an exam, I caught the bus to college. On the way there, the bus decided to make sweet love to a taxi, creating a pile-up and a traffic jam. I didn't make it to the exam in time. FML
Today, I ran 5 miles to catch the bus I take to university after missing my connection. When I got to the bus stop, I realized I had left my U-Pass on my desk at home. On top of the assignment that was due. FML
Today, I studied all night for a big test. I ended up falling asleep on the bus ride there. I woke up in a different province. FML
Today, I was late for class and I had to run to catch my bus, which only stops near our house twice a day. I made it to the doors just as they closed, and the bus drove away… with my sweaty reflection staring back at me in the moving bus door window. FML
Today, I almost missed the bus. I grabbed my backpack and ran out the door. It wasn't until after we got to school that I realized I was still in my slippers. FML
Today, I pulled an all-nighter to finish rereading my set work for my English exam. I managed to finish earlier than expected and decided to get some sleep. I then promptly slept through my alarm and missed my exam. FML
Today, I rushed to catch my bus and arrived as it pulled up, but one of the tires threw a rock at my head and knocked me out. I missed my bus and the final that I am not allowed to retake. FML
Today, I was late for work so I ran to catch the bus. I made it. Unfortunately, the bus was actually out of service, and I just sprinted to a parked vehicle for no reason. FML
Today, I had to catch a shuttle bus. I awoke to the sound of a car horn. I ran out in my boxers and saw a bus take off down the road. I chased it, thinking I had missed my bus. I realized I hadn't only when I saw frightened kids in the back of the bus. FML
Today, I missed my bus by a minute. I called up my step-dad asking him if he could drive me because I had a test first period. After about calling him twenty times, and him not picking up, I saw him drive by the bus stop, pointing at me and laughing hysterically. FML
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zp5 4
wait! wait for me! *trips and falls on knees* sssssssss ahhhhhhhh! ssssssss ahhhhhhhh! sssssssss ahhhhhhhh! sssssssss ahhhhhhhh! (from Family Guy)
salmendoza9 0
it happens to the best of us
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Comments (118)
markdoronio 0
aye that happens especially during finals week, at least Ur on top of things. I've hit 110 on the free way because I was late to a college exam. school is serious business
melissa052 0
Dunno why but this reminds me of one day when I went to class for a test and out of any day I could have chosen to not check emails before leaving, I chose the day I'd get the email saying test was postponed and class cancelled for the day... 20 miles to school and only class I had that day!
PamParanoia 0
This is why I tell my friends not to smoke bud.
gudmarjoh 0
Lol. I wrote a FML just like that one and it got rejected. I call fake.
ManicGypsy 22
ummm.... is it just me or did this one get changed??? I'm pretty sure it was different yesterday.
gudmarjoh 0
This is what really happened.. the one before was stolen from this one.. Don't you just love justice? :)
babygurl753 0
I thought so too, I read it and I was like, did I already read this? But the other one was about running to a bus in pajama's or something. I don't even remember anymore. I am sick of people who copyright. Even for small stuff like this...it is b.s.
MagicMushrooms 0
This got edited big.
5t3ff1k4h 47
No shit. OP was once a man. Now OP is female... I don't think hair was involved either.
DVecc 0
this sounds very similar to the one posted last night but they fell and scraped their knee instead...
DVecc 0
now notice it's the same one from the comments... they edited it -.-
unatuna 5
Sorry about your hair. If it helps, most of your classmates have already posted that they've done the same thing.
killabee 0
Your hair, your knees, I don't know which one to feel sorry for. The change from knees to hair did (for me) make this go from "boo hoo, I'll call the wambulance" to "OMG did it rip some hair out? FYL!" :)
LilaBear 2
i would much rather get my hair tangled in a branch than scrape my knees. And I'm a woman with long hair :P
Lifeisntfair13 0
This FML is bull. we had the same FML but the only difference is that the girls scrapped her knee. this is just a copy
gudmarjoh 0
The thing is, mine was rejected and someone stole the "idea" and posted that the scraped their knee. This really happened to me.. but whatever! :P
5t3ff1k4h 47
97 - Another difference - gender. 100 - Shit happens. Sorry to hear.
gudmarjoh 0
True. Thanks.