Today, after studying all night for an exam, I ran out to catch the bus. On my way to the bus, my hair got caught in a branch for some minutes. Thinking I'd missed the bus but thankfully didn't, I went on. A few minutes later I remembered that my exam had been postponed for 3 hours today. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after pulling an all-nighter studying for an exam, I caught the bus to college. On the way there, the bus decided to make sweet love to a taxi, creating a pile-up and a traffic jam. I didn't make it to the exam in time. FML
Today, I ran 5 miles to catch the bus I take to university after missing my connection. When I got to the bus stop, I realized I had left my U-Pass on my desk at home. On top of the assignment that was due. FML
Today, I studied all night for a big test. I ended up falling asleep on the bus ride there. I woke up in a different province. FML
Today, I was late for class and I had to run to catch my bus, which only stops near our house twice a day. I made it to the doors just as they closed, and the bus drove away… with my sweaty reflection staring back at me in the moving bus door window. FML
Today, I almost missed the bus. I grabbed my backpack and ran out the door. It wasn't until after we got to school that I realized I was still in my slippers. FML
Today, I pulled an all-nighter to finish rereading my set work for my English exam. I managed to finish earlier than expected and decided to get some sleep. I then promptly slept through my alarm and missed my exam. FML
Today, I rushed to catch my bus and arrived as it pulled up, but one of the tires threw a rock at my head and knocked me out. I missed my bus and the final that I am not allowed to retake. FML
Today, I was late for work so I ran to catch the bus. I made it. Unfortunately, the bus was actually out of service, and I just sprinted to a parked vehicle for no reason. FML
Today, I had to catch a shuttle bus. I awoke to the sound of a car horn. I ran out in my boxers and saw a bus take off down the road. I chased it, thinking I had missed my bus. I realized I hadn't only when I saw frightened kids in the back of the bus. FML
Today, I missed my bus by a minute. I called up my step-dad asking him if he could drive me because I had a test first period. After about calling him twenty times, and him not picking up, I saw him drive by the bus stop, pointing at me and laughing hysterically. FML
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zp5 4
wait! wait for me! *trips and falls on knees* sssssssss ahhhhhhhh! ssssssss ahhhhhhhh! sssssssss ahhhhhhhh! sssssssss ahhhhhhhh! (from Family Guy)
salmendoza9 0
it happens to the best of us
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zp5 4
wait! wait for me! *trips and falls on knees* sssssssss ahhhhhhhh! ssssssss ahhhhhhhh! sssssssss ahhhhhhhh! sssssssss ahhhhhhhh! (from Family Guy)
Woodsy007 0
lol, nice.
smiley_ily 0
aww... well, I hope the cuts didn't get infected (: and at least you cared enough and were prepared. and you got mire time to study while waiting (:
suazo15 0
ahaha I know bout dat
5t3ff1k4h 47
Better early than late. Now you've got time to clean up!
5t3ff1k4h 47
The scrapes on his knees...
5t3ff1k4h 47
You're an idiot.
zp5 4
24, i'll try not to complicate this for you, but knees, or knee caps, are those bones in the middle of your legs that make it so you can bend your legs and move.
ShadyFTW1 0
18, where do you get off thinking you can call anyone an idiot? You can't even get the OP's gender right.
5t3ff1k4h 47
When I looked at it, OP was male. I made sure to double check. Obviously this guy is an idiot. I call's 'em as I see's 'em.
meganasoarus 0
it clearly says they got their hair stuck in a branch. what does that have to do with knees, dummy?
5t3ff1k4h 47
104 - Thank you for your kind words. Firstly, the FML was edited overnight. It originally said that the MALE OP was running late for the exam and tried to catch the bus. He scraped his knee. Luckily he made it to the exam on time, but the exam was postponed - which is why I said good thing you're early (because he made it...), now you can clean up (the scraped knee). Secondly, the moderators changing the FML does not make me (or anyone else talking about a male OP and his knees) stupid, wrong or blind. Thank you.
meganasoarus 0
suure. you don't have to make up a whole story just to be right. It's not that big of a deal.
5t3ff1k4h 47
I'm not making this shit up. Go ask OP (post 103) herself. Please see comment 110 also, since a moderator can explain the situation better than I can.
iheartchocolate1 0
so.. what exactly are you complaining about? I wish there was an "I don't care" button
very_ugly_girl 0
True, the fmls lately are getting more dumb
sweet_candy_ 17
Have a nice trip see you next fall :)
zp5 4
its Fall, like she said ^
nicky99 0
wow i always scrape my nees. its not a very big deal, and still u can use the extra time to study
jakeisawake 3
Scraped knees? Is education not needed in your line of work? I can clearly tell grammar isn't.
kofinater 3
Why would winter possibly make any sense?
XxKushxX 4
Not a FML cause the driver atleast waited. -.-