Today, after moving miles to be with my boyfriend, I logged onto his computer just in time to see his other girlfriend had sent naked pictures. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Today, I caught my "best friend" on my laptop, copying my girlfriend's nudes onto his flash drive. FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML
Today, I found a bunch of half-naked girls saved in my boyfriend's phone, and only a handful of the pics were of me. FML
Today, I moved in with my boyfriend. I also moved right back out, after I caught him sexting one of his coworkers just a few hours later. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a nude picture. I would have been fine with it if he hadn't taken it in his ex-girlfriend's room. FML
Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML
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Top comments
Bloink 25
Correction: 'moving miles to break up with your boyfriend.' Oh, how thoughtful!!
Readoll 13
Send her back yours...
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Comments (123)
desidog 12
Was she cuter tan you. If not you have nothing to worry about.
Cupcake_kid 5
what?
iAlissa 34
It seems to have flown way over your walnut-sized brain that he is CHEATING. For shit's sake, read the FML
sunnyray812 42
Unfaithful men often have a thing for cheating on beautiful girls with ugly ones. I can't understand why they do this. So it really doesn't matter how the other woman looks.
Vanessa_Leeann26 17
I suggest a quick email to inform girlfriend #2 of this asshat's shenanigans, then a nice bonfire with all of his clothes. ;)
Vanessa_Leeann26 17
Since this is FML and not Dear Abby, the suggestions are more sarcastic bullshit rather than advice.
Ambient25 25
#43 I wish I could give you a medal
Vanessa_Leeann26 17
I'd gladly accept that medal ;)
Sports_guy3 28
#46- ask the FML staff.
StompinOnCrayons 15
Delete the pictures, and don't dump him straight away. Revenge is you arranging a meeting with her , and watch your boyfriend squirm as he sees his 2 ladies together...
Exhaling 12
Hopefully you know people there because I would think that it is financially tough to move back where you were before. Hey, maybe you will make some new friends, OP! and does anyone else think that this really needs a followup?
Mightytall 35
Sometimes girls send nudes to guys even if the guy didn't ask for it. Maybe she is trying to get him and he is not interested, because he has you!
plagiarismo 16
This is true. I know plenty of women that send waves, upon waves of nude photos to poor, faithful, unsuspecting men.
TheDrifter 24
Why doesn't that ever happen to me?
zandalee 20
I think it's sad that he is a cheating asshole but I think now that you know, you can get rid of him and stop wasting your time on him. Silver linings. :-)
an3ph 20
And that's why we don't muss around.
Rainhawk94 27
Punch yourself
NessaMae 19
Well, I guess It's better you found out. You know? It sucks, but at least you know instead of living with an asshole who cheated on you.
LennyComa 39
Respond by deleting every file in his pc's System 32 and leaving your key and forwarding PO Box on the table by the door... Dude is a jerk who deserves nothing less IMO
Epikouros 32
They say open and honest communication is the key to making polyamorous relationships work, but I'm not sure this is what they mean.