Today, after months of trying to get a job at my favorite auto... - FML

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By Welcome_Eggs_Benedict - 16/08/2020 20:32

Today, after months of trying to get a job at my favorite auto parts store as a mechanic, i finally got accepted. I sent my boss an email asking when i should take the truck out. My computer decided i meant the f word. I got fired. FML

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JasonThorn 21

Friday 21 August 2020 16:03

A couple of things. 1. What the deuce are you sending emails using that word enough for the computer to list it as "preferred?" 2. When sending work emails, TRIPLE-CHECK them. I used to have to rewrite emails for a supervisor because of stuff like this.

millsjoshua949 12

Tuesday 25 August 2020 0:26

Does no-one on here ever proof read anything before they hit send? ydi

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JasonThorn 21

Friday 21 August 2020 16:03

A couple of things. 1. What the deuce are you sending emails using that word enough for the computer to list it as "preferred?" 2. When sending work emails, TRIPLE-CHECK them. I used to have to rewrite emails for a supervisor because of stuff like this.

millsjoshua949 12

Tuesday 25 August 2020 0:26

Does no-one on here ever proof read anything before they hit send? ydi

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