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By umplay - 05/04/2016 13:50 - Canada - Moncton
Today, after having quite the headcold, my girlfriend decided to cheer me up with a blowjob. After I finished she wanted to have sex. As I was going down On her, my headcold decided to turn into a stomach flu. Needless to say sex was not had. FML