By Thors_Hammer9999 - 23/11/2013 06:05 - United States - Cadillac

Today, after having my sinuses draining for a couple days, my ma stopped by for a surprise visit. Upon discovering the trash can full of used tissues, she called my pastor grandfather to talk to me about the chronic masturbation problem I don't have, but that everyone now thinks I have. FML
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Thors_Hammer9999 17

Hi no I wasn't stuffed up anymore, my sinuses will drain twice a year, once in the spring and once in the fall for about two or three days, I also tend to suffer from sinusitis and sinus infections. She showed up the day I was finally cleared up and was just loafing around the house. While I'd kept thinking I needed to take the trash out because it was gross just sitting there, but I wasn't expecting company, like I said she stopped by for a surprise visit. I was able to clear things up with my Grandpa, the man knows me better then anyone and he was just checking in on me out of concern because as he said "it didn't sound like me." It was also my idiot brother who spread it around after overhearing my ma conveying the story to my dad later that day. I have had several facebook messages and phone calls asking about it but most of the people who know me are aware of my sinus issues, especially after last spring when my sinuses got infected because of them and my face was all swollen....We're all still trying to figure out how my mom is surprised by it....Idk, guess she figures I'll grow out of it eventually. Finally while I have taken some good natured ribbing about it all and probably will for a while yet my mom has gotten it even worse and is incredibly embarrassed about it all....maybe it's enough so next spring she'll remember my sinus issues for once.

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I'm so glad my parents don't care about that kind of stuff. Can't she see your runny nose and realise its getting cold?

DenBriZel 31

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Heathtastic 10

Hey you just got free reign to jack off. I see no issue here

I was told "it is better for your seeds to fall in the womb of a prostitute, than on to the floor." My response was "alrighty, got 50 bucks?" They never have talked to me since that.

Good way to end an awkward conversation.

jew_lala 11

Actually that reference was only to Judah's children in the bible- in their situation because they where suppose to give their dead brother a child carry on his line but instead "spilled his seed" on the ground.