Today, after burning all my past-papers, books and notes in celebration of finishing maths forever, I found out I have to re-take my maths exam to get the minimum grade for college. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, I cheated on my math exam. I still failed. FML
Who are you calling random?!
Today, I failed a calculus exam because I simply was too burnt out to study for it. I have not wanted to even look at a math problem since the beginning of the year, and I procrastinate all day instead of doing work, and it leads me here, typing at 2 a.m. to random strangers while having to get up tomorrow at 7. FML
Today, I had the worst day of my life. I'd studied science for the whole damn night, only to realize the next morning that it's a math exam. FML
Blackout
Today, I failed my maths exam because of one single question, which I have been practicing for months and gotten very good at it. It was the first question… however, when the exam started, I forgot it all. FML
Today, I had my final economics exam, and needed to ace it, or else I would fail the entire module. After studying all day yesterday, and pulling an all-nighter today, I managed to pull it off and get a perfect score. Unfortunately, my teacher didn't believe that it was possible, and accused me of cheating. Now I may be thrown out of college. FML
Today, a few people in my class used calculators on the math final exam, even though it clearly stated at the top that they weren't allowed. The teacher found out, and now everyone has to retake the 200-question exam. I didn't even use a calculator. FML
Time wasting
Today, after having spent all of last night studying for an algebra test, I find out that the test was on a completely different chapter of my textbook. FML
Today, I got my first university math midterm back. I did so bad that my teacher put a sadface on the first page. FML
Today, I found out that I've been taking the wrong math class all semester. We're only a few weeks from finals and I have no drops left. FML
Not prepared enough
Today, I had a maths test and I realised that I'd studied the wrong topics. The teacher said the test would be difficult and I stayed up till 1 a.m. just to be prepared. FML
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Xellith 5
Why do so many people think they can just throw away or destroy their papers and stuff when they THINK they are done? Keep hold of crap for 6 months before tossing it just to make sure.
your_face 15
Why would you burn your books? You can probably get money for those! I mean burning your notes is dumb enough...
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ballinpro23 3
well I'm smart. I'm not gonna do all these good punctuation marks cuse I'm not a fagget. I'm not tryin to look all goody good smart like a ****** queer
Ascaryrobot 0
Well I'm smart, I'm not going to fo all these punctuation marks well because I'm not a ******. I'm not trying to look all intelligent like a homosexual.* Honestly, you say you're smart then type that. Irony much? Or is it just all the paint chips and lead you ingested as a child.
ballinpro23 3
ohhh nigga that's funny. honestly I don't ******* care what u no life losers have to say about me. also just so u know I'm typing on my iPod u dumbasses. get a ******* life
zargon 1
And you continue to convince us of your intelligence. Racial slurs towards people who are, probabilistically, not of the race you are slurring from someone who I would put good money on being white, in a post after an extremely homophobic one surely show that you are the most intelligent person in the world. We are also convinced that you don't care what we think because of the way you've stayed in this channel trying to convince us that you are smart, which certainly what I would do when *I* didn't care about someone's opinion. Furthermore, last time I checked, iPods generally don't include a 'turn the owner into a huge douchebag' feature, so you probably downloaded that from the app store. I'm going to guess that the same app probably ensures that any attempt at proper English you type gets mangled into something terrible, since there's no other reason for you to let us know that you are using one. Of course, the thing that most amuses me about this is that a small handful of people have posted a couple of times each to point out that you're an ass, while you've posted more than twice as much as any of them trying to insist that you are smart to people whose opinions you apparently don't care about, and you insist that those people need to get a life. I suggest you consider this option yourself. Meanwhile, I'm going to go grab brunch with a few friends.
ballinpro23 3
bitch this doesn't concern you so get a life mind your business and do something then read every comment I ******* write fuking zipperhead
ballinpro23 3
I have to admit that comment was funny man, u got jokes. yes im white and I'm sure u r too I just say that. I said idc wat u think cuse I'm done now.
Ascaryrobot 0
Bet you're not. Idiot can't resist coming back to prove their worth on "TeH InTeRwEbZ" so this place is like a black hole to your light. And no, by black hole I don't mean your mothers method of paying the rent.
ballinpro23 3
now ur the ******* fagget talkin shit. I guarantee u wouldn't say this shit to my face or to anyone elses u ******* pussy. I a say nigga to my friends to u bigot
some_girl9 8
YDI. That is such a WASTE! Even if you had been done with everything, you should've sold back the book at the college bookstore. You'd get a few bucks, and the same book would go to someone else for next semester. Immature jackass!
Ascaryrobot 0
What is this I don't even I know this is late, I was busy, I wasn't going to come on but the woman I shagged last night said her son had replied to me on FML and I wasn't sure if she was talking to me, after all there was four of us in the room, and she did have her mouth full.
anonymous45610 0
that sucks
ballinpro23 3
ohhh bitch ur funny. I bet ur some perverted ass virgin. u need a ******* life cuse all u seem to do is argue with a teenager u immature dick sucker
808heaukulani 0
sucks for you buddy
bibobobonnor 8
you should always keep notes, assignments and books just to be safe