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By Friendless - 14/05/2016 23:41 - United States - Orlando

Today, after asking my friends if they want to hang out, they said they were busy. Guess who I saw on snapchat hanging out. FML

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Nvsmith 6

Sunday 15 May 2016 16:41

you need to get yourself some new friends

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Nvsmith 6

Sunday 15 May 2016 16:41

you need to get yourself some new friends

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