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seth7_ Dunedin, United States

Today, after arriving home from work I found that my dog took a dump down the air conditioning vents on the floor. Now the whole house smells so good. FML

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In the process of training, he's a puppy though. My wife was supposed to be watching him but something came up.

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Yum. In all seriousness, open every window/door possible to let it air out and turn off the AC!

Ugh. Animals can be such animals sometimes.

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Atleast it doesn't smell so bad!

Uhhh yeah im pretty sure it does...

WasabiMars 21

It definitely does!

My cats peed on the vents of our gas heater. We did not discover this until after I had turned the heater on. Never before had I smelt such an ungodly foul stench. OP I hope the clean up is not too difficult.

Sounds like you'll be burning a lot of candles until the situation is fixed

That's the smell of success

What did you do to the dog? Payback is a bitch didn't you know? Is the dog?? Phaha air vents on the floor are stupid my cat liked them too so you have my sympathy

KVKdragon 26

Burn 2 caps (caps, not cups) worth of vanilla extract in the oven. Hopefully, that should be enough to get rid of the smell after you have cleaned the vents :(

Honestly that has to be the most successful way a dog can mark their territory! It got the whole house in just one shit

Febreeze that shit

That won't help, just adding perfume to the mess. You want less scent, not more.

Well at least you've come on here to vent your anger!