Love: Today, after about four years of trying to get up the nerve,...

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By Day Late Friend - 02/05/2016 04:45 - United States - San Carlos

Today, after about four years of trying to get up the nerve, I finally asked the girl I like out. She said she just got a boyfriend, and would have said yes if I had asked a few days earlier. FML

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smallandroid 26

Monday 2 May 2016 19:10

At least if it doesn't work out with the other guy, and you're still single, something could possibly happen!

ChristinePi 36

Tuesday 3 May 2016 18:34

Shouldn't have waited so long.

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smallandroid 26

Monday 2 May 2016 19:10

At least if it doesn't work out with the other guy, and you're still single, something could possibly happen!

ChristinePi 36

Tuesday 3 May 2016 18:34

Shouldn't have waited so long.

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