By orely44 - 08/03/2013 14:13 - France - Rez

Today, after about fifteen minutes of my cat bullying me into letting him get onto my lap, I finally caved. He clambered on, turned around, farted in my direction and got off as fast as he got on. FML
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ironichalibut 24

Cats can often be assholes, and assholes often fart. The equation was right in front of you, just under the surface. You could've prevented this.

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perdix 29

I can visualize the cat saying, "I fart in your general direction" in an outrageous French accent. They oughta make a movie like that!

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RaspberryCookies 6

Why do you have a cat for? They're disgusting creatures

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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

But only half as disgusting as trolls, though.

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efrainelboricua 12

Sound like someone will be visiting a Chinese restaurant soon.

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fksfsdhfsdfh 26

The original fml was so funny

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mywtfmoments26 18

this cat is epic

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Natalyk333 18

This is another reason why I am a dog person.

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Shadow_Phantom 26

I think sometimes that means there's something wrong with them and that's their way of trying to tell you it.

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yaoifreak 8

he probably just got you back for earlier !!!!

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