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By hes about to be a dead one - / Saturday 20 May 2017 00:00 /
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By  Razell  |  12

Punt!

But seriously,

if your sister won't do anything, you're going to have to discipline it yourself.

And if she objects tell her that badly trained aggressive dogs get killed by the city, and she's the only one who can prevent that from happening.

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By  Razell  |  12

Punt!

But seriously,

if your sister won't do anything, you're going to have to discipline it yourself.

And if she objects tell her that badly trained aggressive dogs get killed by the city, and she's the only one who can prevent that from happening.

By  Lucky O'Guin  |  13

Are you and your adult sister roommates or do you live with your parents? Ask mom or dad to intervene if you live at home, and if not, tell her if she can't discipline her dog, one of them has to go.

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  HalfLit  |  17

Normally if I read advice that started with "passive aggressively" then I wouldn't go for it, but the rest of that sentence was decent advice and made me crack up lol

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