Today, after a lot of complaints from other members, I told an old lady at the gym I work at that she couldn't sit in the sauna naked. She responded by grabbing her boobs and shaking them in my face. I don't get paid enough for this. FML
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rapunzel3416 28
Yay! This is mine. So more back story her and her husband both have dementia so they often get lost wondering around or lose each other. Her husband is the sweetest old man and she is very cranky and rude. It was an awkward situation and she's been told not to walk around naked because it's a family facility and she often wears nothing but a small towel to walk around the pool deck as well. Can't blame her too much because at her age most people just don't care anymore. Also we have a sign that specifically states to wear clothes in the sauna.
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HeyyShayy 15
Old people just don't give a ****. I admire that quality as much as I cringe at it.
rldostie 19
At least she's comfortable with her body? Still rude of her, of course. I don't have an issue with nakedness but shaking body parts at someone is rarely good form.
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Comments (70)
cantfixme36 28
I'm pro nude, so I won't say you deserved the boob shaking, but there's nothing wrong with being nekkid
MidnaLink 35
You're part right. It just depends on the rules of the joint, but generally they'll want you to sit with a towel wrapped around you.
Vanessa_Leeann26 17
Again, gotta love old people lmao
Migole 36
But you are supposed to be naked in a sauna?
jazalea8 16
You can get her for assault. 2. Public Sauna's are not to be used while naked. They need at least some covering.
rapunzel3416 28
Yay! This is mine. So more back story her and her husband both have dementia so they often get lost wondering around or lose each other. Her husband is the sweetest old man and she is very cranky and rude. It was an awkward situation and she's been told not to walk around naked because it's a family facility and she often wears nothing but a small towel to walk around the pool deck as well. Can't blame her too much because at her age most people just don't care anymore. Also we have a sign that specifically states to wear clothes in the sauna.
JackDupp 11
kudos to you for dealing with old people esp. those with dementia. It takes a special kind of person to do that kind of work
crudeandrudeguy 29
Just shake yours right back and say I'm younger and prettier so I WIN. Lol, I actually strongly advise against doing that if you want to keep your job...
Camry_Girl420 18
This would be hilarious. If only OP wouldn't lose her job ?
stryder9090 28
So if you're 6'1" and she was shaking her jugs in your face, how tall was she?!
RememberSchlitz 9
Public saunas/hot tubs = human soup. No thanks.
arauzfernando1 14
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
At least you have a job
mthurston 14
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
U shoulda motorboated that shit
R2Y2 22
Are you on Megan's law by chance?
laden_swallow09 35
Feel free to go first, 44.
waleedma 18
Look at the bright side.. She helped you publishing the first confirmed FML..
rapunzel3416 28
Second lol but after so many attempts I should really be embarrassed.
Tomryan279 10
You should have grabbed her boobs and pulled her out.