Today, after a lot of complaints from other members, I told an old lady at the gym I work at that she couldn't sit in the sauna naked. She responded by grabbing her boobs and shaking them in my face. I don't get paid enough for this. FML
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rapunzel3416 28
Yay! This is mine. So more back story her and her husband both have dementia so they often get lost wondering around or lose each other. Her husband is the sweetest old man and she is very cranky and rude. It was an awkward situation and she's been told not to walk around naked because it's a family facility and she often wears nothing but a small towel to walk around the pool deck as well. Can't blame her too much because at her age most people just don't care anymore. Also we have a sign that specifically states to wear clothes in the sauna.
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HeyyShayy 15
Old people just don't give a ****. I admire that quality as much as I cringe at it.
rldostie 19
At least she's comfortable with her body? Still rude of her, of course. I don't have an issue with nakedness but shaking body parts at someone is rarely good form.
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Comments (70)
sugarshugar 11
Do your **** hang low do they wobble to the floor ?
LoverWordsFood 27
Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow?
rldostie 19
Can you throw them over your shoulder like a Continental soldier?
pjsr 33
Do your **** hang lowwwwww?
captainsmegma 12
And that's a bad day st work?
thatsjustgreat1 16
It seems to me that the older people get, the more they realize the less they have to give a shit. It's something to admire, really.
moosemay 16
She's probably from Europe... Here it is considered weird not to be naked in the sauna.
patte_fml 19
23 comments until someone explains how to do it properly. Sauna with a towel wrapped around you or in swim trunks… this is such a weird concept to me.
Sinshine 28
Yea my thoughts. Sauna = naked. If it's not naked then it's a steam bath and not as warm.
atlien247 16
Damned Americans and their Puritanical views on the human form! (Yes, I'm American.)
Overlord247 20
That takes the phrase "calm your ****" to a whole new level"
hmicu 8
Literally what I was thinking ?
dcats 13
Why can't she be naked in a sauna room? All the guys are doing that.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
It's indecent
yerawizardlizzy 27
Eh, depends on where you're from. There are several parts of the world where nudity in saunas is the norm. U.S. culture says yes, it's indecent, but I wouldn't use it as a blanket statement to include everyone.
MandieL 27
I feel that it would be more unhygienic rather than indecent. And is it a sauna in the change room? Or out in the public area? Because I see lots of women change with no shame, in the change room.
Sinshine 28
You're supposed too put a towel under you. Then it's not unhygienic :)
Laphog 17
You know in certain parts of the Internet, people pay money to see that sort of thing . You got it for free. Just food for thought .
ulissey_fml 22
So it was you and Sauna Eve.
proudspanishgirl 10
ugh so disgusting! That old woman is so crazy