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By KBear3109 - 04/03/2016 18:23 - United States - Plattsburgh

Today, after a flood last week, my apartment is infested with mold. My landlord says she can't fix the issue for a month and won't pay for me to stay somewhere else. I'm faced with spending hundreds on mold killer and antihistamines or ending up in the hospital because I'm deathly allergic. FML

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