By ifunnybatman - 22/03/2016 04:03 - United States - Roswell

Today, after a DNA test and getting his sperm count checked, my husband still doesn't believe our son is his. He was kicked in the nuts several times as a child, something he believes has rendered him infertile. FML
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ifunnybatman tells us more.

My husband had actually wanted kids more than I did. We were together 5 years before marriage he had never mentioned this before and we didn't have unprotected sex until the night we were married. Our son is 4 and these accusations sprung up after he read some stupid mock article about how one blow to the jewels can completely ruin a guy. I actually considered him rather smart up until this point Lol. He tried to claim he was joking once all the test came back but I know he wasn't. He hasn't treated our son any different though thank God. Anyway sorry for the long reply anymore questions I'll try to answer them. TL;DR: Husband is an idiot tried to play it off like a joke didn't work.

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Studies show in 99.99% of cases, sex was the leading cause of children.

That's just a blatant excuse to not take responsibility for the child he made, too many fathers in this day and age do this and it's just sickening

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?He needs one of these...so it can keep him from acting nuts about his nuts...

He might be the one cheating. Usually the accuser is the doer...

Your husband needs to be educated. He sounds pretty nieve

aelarol 5

If that was the case, no man would be fertile!

larkspur15 2

Sounds like your marriage has issues if he doesn't trust you, not to mention to sheer stupidity of not believing the DNA test and sperm count. I had an ex like that, and my kids and I are much happier since I left the idiot. He now appreciates his children since I took him to court for child support. Good luck to you op, I hope it works out for you.

So obviously your a untrustworthy partner