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By jimeple - 09/03/2016 00:37 - United States - Odessa

Today, After 6 month of complaining to my apartment manager that my bathroom smells like crap even after being gone all day. I receive a notice that all the toilets in my building have been leaking behind the wall after a recent renovation. I've been smelling my own old poo for 6 months. FML

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