Today, after three weeks of hard work, I finally finished painting my room. Apparently my 6-year-old brother thought I wasn't done and that he should help me out. I now have little red handprints all over my white walls. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finished a big painting for art class. It's also the day my little brother decided it didn't have enough puke on it. FML
Today, while I was painting, my little nephew came in and started watching me. I left to clean my brushes. When I came back into the room, my nephew had spilled paint all over the carpet making a rainbow. It took me 5 hours to clean it up. FML
Today, I finished painting my living room. I had to leave the house in a rush. When I got home, I found smears of paint all around and the carpet crusted with paint that had dried. My cat had rubbed up against the walls and tracked it around. FML
Today, while setting up for a party I was having, I put black lights into our bathroom for the cool bright, neon color you get when you pee. When I turn them on to see where I need to continue cleaning, I see many, small, yellow hand prints on the walls. I have a nine year old brother. FML
Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML
Today, after nearly three weeks of hard work, I finally completed my best drawing yet, a self-portrait. I was incredibly excited to take it to class tomorrow. That is, until I came home from a walk later on, only to find my brother had drawn a stick figure on it, wanking into my face. FML
Today, it's been over a week since I started painting a mural on my bedroom wall. Turns out, I'm not as artistic as I thought, because my attempt at a serene landscape now looks more like a psychedelic nightmare. FML
Today, I was painting my bedroom walls, when I was struck with an uncontrollable bout of diarrhea. I had to watch helplessly from the en-suite bathroom as my 2 year old daughter painted a lovely picture for me, all over my new $500 sofa. FML
Today, I painted my daughter's room with the new paint we bought. It's an oil-based paint which hides all blemishes on the wall, but apparently makes me sick. I'm now throwing up everywhere, but at least the room looks good. FML
Today, I spent the afternoon painting my bedroom and was really pleased with how it turned out. When I moved the furniture back, I noticed a large patch behind the wardrobe I'd missed. The paint shop had closed, and I had no idea which shade I'd used. FML
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fluffywaspluka 7
Tell your visitors that they'll share the same, bloody fate if they mess with you.
SmokinGuns 13
Guess you caught him red handed...
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Comments (137)
TcheQ 12
It's called art, philistine. Also, you choose to paint things white? Your life is definitely terrible.
cchuckcloninger 5
3 weeks to paint a room? What were you using? A mascara brush?
lvg_fml 10
I think it sounds awesome Very creative. You should totally thank him
Fagologyy 12
thats cute white and red. i wish i had a brother who would so that #jelly
foreveralone7_fml 17
That's actually really cute, just have him do it around the rest of the room and it'll look intentional
cassiekinz 14
Tbh I would have just left them... Brothers don't stay that little for long.
BlackPanther19 11
Its modern art sell it for millions
clawfossil2 4
they are little maple leaves OP. your brother is clearly a closet Canadian! Go Canada!
Vlen_fml 20
lets be honest, it could've been a lot worse.
raygae00711 6
Bummer about the red hand prints, but holy cow, it took 3 weeks to paint one room white?