Today, a girl-scout asked me to buy cookies, in front of Giant. She looked nice, so I bought 5 boxes from her. She took the money and went home with her mom. I opened the boxes when I got home and realized that the boxes just had rocks in them. I got scammed by a girl-scout. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, a group of Girl Scouts came to my door selling chocolate bars. I bought two bars and smiled as they left, thinking I'd done a good deed. When the door closed, I heard one of the girls say, "Told you, the fat bitches always wanna buy from us." FML
Today, I was walking through Borders with my girlfriend, when we pass a girl scout cookies stand. I see a box of Samoas, my favorite, point at them, and shout, 'YEAH'. My girlfriend looks shocked. Behind the box of cookies was a five year old scout bending over, with her bottom pointed at me. FML
Today, I was at work, about to go to lunch. There were some girl scouts out front selling cookies. I told my manager that I would be using a different exit, and when he asked why, I told him that girl scouts really annoy the crap out of me. The girl scouts out front were his daughters. FML
Today, I purchased a box of girl scout cookies from a coworker. I wanted to save them for later at home, so I placed them on my desk and then headed to a meeting. When I returned, there was an empty box sitting there with a post-it note saying, "Thanks!" Nobody will own up to it. FML
Today, I was at the mall, I saw a girl crying that her ice cream had fallen on the floor. Feeling generous, I bought her a new one. She threw it on the ground, laughed, and came over to her mom and told that I was bothering her, so the mom called security. FML
Today, I was selling winter-themed cookies at my university. I cheerfully asked a girl if she would like to buy cookies to support peer tutoring. Her response? "I don't eat food." FML
Today, as I walked out of the local store, I noticed a young girl was sitting on the curb, crying. I nudged her with the Snickers bar I had bought earlier, thinking she needed it more than me. After looking at it, she yelled, "PEDOPHILE!", punched me in the balls, and then ran away screaming. FML
Today, I saw a girl asking for money on the median of an entrance to a parking lot with her dog. Later, I bought a box of dog treats for her. I drove up and handed it to her. She rolled her eyes and said, "How the hell am I supposed to carry that?" I sat there in stunned disbelief with the box she refused to take. FML
Today, while buying groceries, I noticed that the lady in front of me had left a box behind. I grabbed the box and ran out the door after her. After turning around to find three employees chasing me, I noticed I had just stolen the donation box. FML
Today, I got a package containing a present from my grandma. It was a pack of cookies someone gave her for her birthday, and which no one in the family wanted to take home when she offered, because we all found the cookies disgusting. FML
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lesman 0
Hate to say it man, but if you can't tell a box of cookies from a box of rocks, you deserved it. :p
fredmeepbob 0
@4 I THOUGHT I WAS CRAZY. THEY DID DOWNSIZE THEM. I ******* KNEW IT.
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Comments (237)
HopelesslyMe 0
Girl scouts these days... tsk tsk..
Travis420 0
Haha you got hustled
FAYUL12345100 3
What a little bitch. I'm a Boy scout, and I hate to sound all preachy, but I would never do something like this.
chloe2114 4
omg has any1 noticed the op is from Maryland which is a type of cookie! :) lol
haleykerr 0
fake.
supersnarf 1
that happen to me but instead of rock it were mud balls and where i brought them where from a girl in the ally XD
Alvocezz 0
That's terrible. See how ****** up our world is when girl scouts are scamming people? He shouldn't even need to check the box to see if they actually contain cookies. Honesty, I just want to gun people like those down, though that seems a tad bit ironic.
Koolgirl15 0
Haha im not blaming the littke girl as much as the mother, what a bitch. But you have to admit this is somewhat humorous. Lol
SpazzyJazzy325 0
OP: These cookies feel awfully heavy Girl Scout: It's cause they're baked with so much love mister!
saddenedham 0
I guess they start out early, ha!