Today, a girl I've been talking to online for a while asked me if I wanted to meet her in person. Two hours of driving later, I end up at her house. When she opened the door, she screamed and called the cops on me. While detained, she called my phone asking why I never showed up today. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the police came to my door and told me about a woman who called the cops on me because she said that I had been following her in my car. We were on the highway. FML
Today, I went on a 70-mile drive to the next town over to finally meet this beautiful girl I had talked to online. To my surprise, she looked exactly how she did in her pictures, minus the ring on her finger and the fiancé who wanted to punch me in the face. FML
Today, I texted a girl I met at the bar last night. She accused me of being "fake" because she couldn't find me on Facebook, Instagram or Twitter, then threatened to call the cops on me. FML
Today, a bunch of cops showed up at my house demanding to see my wife to make sure she was OK. Turns out my insane out-of-state daughter swatted me, calling 911 to tell them I had tied up my wife, and been impersonating her for a week. FML
Today, I drove three hours to surprise my girlfriend, who I hadn't seen in three weeks. When she opened the door, she gasped, told me to fuck off, and slammed the door in my face. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend at work. Because she was "bored and didn't feel like seeing me" she thought it would be funny to call security and claim that I was stalking her. There is now a picture of my face at her workplace, and anytime I "pester her again" the cops will show up. FML
Today, I had to call the police to get my crazy stalker of a neighbor out of my house. When the police arrived, I found out that she was friends with the officer. FML
Today, I was talking to the girl I've liked for 2 years. We were assigned partners for a History project so we were going to work on it at my house. When she asked me for directions, I told her I lived on Woodcock Road. She yelled slapped me and stormed off. I was serious. FML
Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. We hit it off, and he invited me back to his place. As soon as we got there, his mother came out of nowhere and started interrogating me about "my intentions." FML
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YourEvilHero 12
video chat is a good thing before meeting people off the Internet...
charvisioku 22
Whilst I think this sounds a lot like you used a fake pic and therefore deserved it... does nobody else find it a bit weird that she opened the door, saw who she thought was a completely random person, and screamed? Is that her usual reaction to someone unfamiliar knocking on her door? Bitch is crazy.
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Comments (87)
stephissilly 18
I don't understand if he got the wrong house, or if the girl's just a freak ..
Silent_Thrill 17
Or just the best, most dedicated troll ever!!
empath 20
You need to watch Catfish more often, it would have prepared you better for this sort of encounter.
Enslaved 38
Damn! The cops showed up that fast? I want to live in her neighbourhood!
Albarufus 13
Seems like you dodged a bullet though.
Teyros 24
Didn't dodge the police though!
qirde_15 5
she's a psycho
dan_in_wi 12
"hmm, maybe cause your a psycho bitch!". says OP to the crazy lady
Zanquis 22
Sorry but what is the response time of that police?? Cause if that would happen to me i would just turn around and walk away. But atleast the call should clear your name and get her in trouble for calling the cops for no good reason.
TinyGiant 4
Thought the exact same thing
tymarie2012 31
Maybe he was trying to explain who he was
beehardxcore 26
Bitches be crazy. Better luck next time OP. Hope you didn't get in any real trouble!
piff7 14
I don't know whether or not YDI. If I knew the circumstances I'd be able to figure it out though. Could have used a fake pic, showed up at the wrong house, the girl is just straight up crazy, or what. This is one of those FMLs that I wish could be extended to some extent.
shaagy2760 13
Yeah I'm with ya
DaDivineDevil 11
Probably happened because you used a picture of a model or someone not yourself, as your display picture.