Today, a coworker at school yelled at one of our students to be quiet. The kid got pretty upset, so I went to comfort him. He held my hand for the rest of the class, telling me in vivid detail how he was going to kill my coworker. Now I'm afraid to look at him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was teaching and a boy sitting in front kept laughing and smiling, even after I asked him to cut it out. I got so annoyed that I jokingly said I'd knock his teeth out, and asked him to leave the class. The kid went to the principal and told him I intended to hurt him. I'm a college professor. FML
Today, I had to pick my son up from school after he beat the crap out of another student. The words that made him go nuts were apparently, "You mad, bro?" FML
Today, my coworker got angry at a mean customer. She came to the back where I work and started punching the wall repeatedly. When I tried to intervene and stop her from breaking her hand, she punched me in the stomach and uppercut me. FML
Today, while in class, my friend would not stop annoying me by tapping me on the shoulder every so often. After the fifth time, I lost my patience, told him to F off, and slapped his hand. Only it wasn't my friend tapping my shoulder this time, it was my teacher. FML
Today, my boss was telling everyone that he knew a guy who went to a college at which multiple people were shot and killed recently. Being extremely socially awkward and uncomfortable, I blurted, "That's awesome." Now everyone in the office is terrified of me. FML
Today, I had to listen to yet another delusional fuckface at school bitch about how a girl he's interested in put him in the "friendzone". I really couldn't focus on my work, so I tried to shut him up by saying he's an idiot, not least because she already has a boyfriend. I now have a black eye. FML
Today, a student told me to "F*** off!" I reported it to my boss and the student's parent, who is also a teacher at the school. My boss deemed it a minor issue and said we wouldn't be following discipline policy. Now, my boss frequently visits my classroom to bully me, likely due to the two of them being drinking buddies. FML
Today, my coworker and I were sitting and eating lunch. We noticed a little kid kept staring at us, and every time we looked away he would come a little bit closer. When he was right behind us, I looked and was startled enough to jump. The parents were three tables down, laughing uncontrollably. FML
Today, my boss grabbed my arm, raised it above my head, closed my other hand into a fist, and pushed it into his armpit. After staring at me for several seconds, he winked and left without saying a word. This isn't the weirdest thing he's done, and I'm actually starting to fear for my safety. FML
Today, I was in school when I got up to ask the teacher a question. For no reason, the guy sitting next to me punched me in the gut so hard I collapsed and saw stars. The teacher simply rolled her eyes and told me to get back to work. FML
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Blizzicus 20
how old is this kid
KeannaLove 32
Be grateful you're on his good side OP.
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Comments (79)
vuduguru 5
what are you doing? I wholeheartedly agree, report that lil ******, all we need is more deaths in schools, even if he wasn't serious that kid needs counseling!
mrlb94 6
Have you ever heard of this thing we have called the Police? Report it to them or the principle/dean and report it to the local Law Enforcement Agency. This students remarks could lead to a mass shooting at your school, so report it, even if you think they're joking.
chynnatownn 11
Accessory to murder?
mooman36 15
The kid sounds autistic. Anger is common in people like us, I myself have had to deal with this problem. Mention to the parents who think it might be worth getting him checked out at a doctors. If they're like my parents they might not, but it is better for him if you do. A horrid thing to have to deal with on your own.
gloryrawr 8
He has some diagnoses on record which are being supervised and usually he's working with someone trained to help him stay focused and following the rules without stressing out.
asylumlane 23
I think it's time for a meeting with the counselor, principal, and his parents. Although it might be harmless now, continuing with such thoughts as he grows older may lead to some serious problems.
chaosincarnate 8
I've watched enough shows to know this will end badly.
BobbieH 19
Why did you allow a student to hold your hand? The kid obviously overreacted, but why did you provide comfort to a student by allowing a touch at all? You put your self in the situation and then allowed the kid to hold your hand. You deserve to hear the overreaction of a child.
gloryrawr 8
I didn't offer my hand. He's always making unwelcome physical contact with adults. He often pulls my wedding ring off when I'm not paying attention. Unfortunately it was my job to get him where he was supposed to go and I wasn't about to leave 39 other kids unattended while 1 threw a tantrum.
Maxilius 9
Might want to call his parents and maybe the police
RecklessLove 18
Since no one else asked and my curiosity is killing me, what exactly did the kid say?
gloryrawr 8
Baseball bat and brains all over the playground
frappefrapp 5
WHO RAISES THESE KINDS OF CHILDREN?? Lol