Today, a coworker at school yelled at one of our students to be quiet. The kid got pretty upset, so I went to comfort him. He held my hand for the rest of the class, telling me in vivid detail how he was going to kill my coworker. Now I'm afraid to look at him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was teaching and a boy sitting in front kept laughing and smiling, even after I asked him to cut it out. I got so annoyed that I jokingly said I'd knock his teeth out, and asked him to leave the class. The kid went to the principal and told him I intended to hurt him. I'm a college professor. FML
Today, I had to pick my son up from school after he beat the crap out of another student. The words that made him go nuts were apparently, "You mad, bro?" FML
Today, my coworker got angry at a mean customer. She came to the back where I work and started punching the wall repeatedly. When I tried to intervene and stop her from breaking her hand, she punched me in the stomach and uppercut me. FML
Today, while in class, my friend would not stop annoying me by tapping me on the shoulder every so often. After the fifth time, I lost my patience, told him to F off, and slapped his hand. Only it wasn't my friend tapping my shoulder this time, it was my teacher. FML
Today, my boss was telling everyone that he knew a guy who went to a college at which multiple people were shot and killed recently. Being extremely socially awkward and uncomfortable, I blurted, "That's awesome." Now everyone in the office is terrified of me. FML
Today, I had to listen to yet another delusional fuckface at school bitch about how a girl he's interested in put him in the "friendzone". I really couldn't focus on my work, so I tried to shut him up by saying he's an idiot, not least because she already has a boyfriend. I now have a black eye. FML
Today, a student told me to "F*** off!" I reported it to my boss and the student's parent, who is also a teacher at the school. My boss deemed it a minor issue and said we wouldn't be following discipline policy. Now, my boss frequently visits my classroom to bully me, likely due to the two of them being drinking buddies. FML
Today, my coworker and I were sitting and eating lunch. We noticed a little kid kept staring at us, and every time we looked away he would come a little bit closer. When he was right behind us, I looked and was startled enough to jump. The parents were three tables down, laughing uncontrollably. FML
Today, my boss grabbed my arm, raised it above my head, closed my other hand into a fist, and pushed it into his armpit. After staring at me for several seconds, he winked and left without saying a word. This isn't the weirdest thing he's done, and I'm actually starting to fear for my safety. FML
Today, I was in school when I got up to ask the teacher a question. For no reason, the guy sitting next to me punched me in the gut so hard I collapsed and saw stars. The teacher simply rolled her eyes and told me to get back to work. FML
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Blizzicus 20
how old is this kid
KeannaLove 32
Be grateful you're on his good side OP.
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Comments (79)
EmmaMK 35
You need to talk to you boss, let them decide. Your co-worker might get asked not to shout and the kid might need help.
Gho5tk3y 17
It seems like both your coworker and the kid have anger issues. Your coworker shouldn't yell and the kid, well his issues are obvious. Your life sucks op, double because you're intimidated by a child. Might want to keep out of it next time, js.
perdix 31
You'd better look at him! After he kills your coworker, he's going to want to wipe out possible witnesses! Dunh-dunh-dunh!
Futacy 30
He's a little kid. What's he gonna do? Stab her to death with safety scissors? Disembowl her with the crayons? Shoot her with a pretend cowboy gun from the toy box?
RedPillSucks 33
We don't know how old the kid is. I remember in 4th grade, one kid went berserk and it took 3 strong adult males to hold him down. Plus, what with kids bringing guns to school nowadays...
SilverInGray 25
There have been many cases of young children having access to very real firearms. The kid should at the very least speak to a counselor about the threat, and possibly reported depending on his age.
BriCx 8
If a child grows up like that, who knows what kind of things he/she will do in adulthood? That kid obviously needs professional help before he grows up to be a serial killer.
SexyQueen0905 24
A kid with a weapon is still dangerous. We had to tackle and banish a 12 year old boy from our tennis academy after he attempted to bludgeon a 15 year old girl with his racquet. He managed to give her a bloody nose and a concussion before we could stop him.
LivexForever21 18
I suggest you let someone know about this... No matter what the age of the child is they could be dead serious. Just be careful, better safe than sorry.
bethluvsyou 15
Haha 'dead serious'
TisAPenguin 16
Suggest? I'm pretty sure legally this is what is supposed to be done. Maybe not legally (as if I know), but it's certainly the policy at almost any school.
Wizardo 34
When I was in third grade The teacher screamed 'shut up!' in my face Now I got really upset until a saviour held my hand Now I'm gonna kill that other bitch with a mediaeval mace
StarWarsChick 9
Just a little unsettling
n00b4liciou5 10
Public schools, there're Cholos, and then there're Psychos
llnursingll 10
Isn't this the type of thing you should report? Children and teens can have a mental illness, and people with mental problems can become violent. They need help now before they actually do something illegal.
Enslaved 38
"Jeremy spoke in class today"