Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
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TMI
Today, I had to ask my girlfriend to please stop telling me about her ex's penis. FML
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dva976 7
Tell her, her vaginas kinda loose. Lol!
Rei_Ayanami 18
Perhaps you should impress her with yours so she will talk about it instead.
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Comments (110)
Khalifa89 1
Why are you even with her still? O.o
Zoranius 6
She's not over him, dump her. I don't care if you really like her because it sounds like she would break up with you if he said he liked her.
MrNYC 0
Lmao just smile and tell her he doesn't have what you have .... Unless he is packing , then you're out of luck
cinderella10383 6
Maybe she wants you both to fill her holes up? hmmm makes you think huh?
vintage3113 6
Sounds like a good reason to break up with her!
iamg 1
Why is it bigger than yours? Haha
SheepShoop_fml 20
Talking about ex's boobs isn't going to help. Kind of a shame that your girlfriend doesn't get it, but hopefully you can move past that now. Also for you, kegels. Work those muscles out, strengthen erections, please your partner more, and increase your own pleasure. I cannot recommend training the pelvic floor enough. If you can turn your dick into a windmill, you will be the one your girlfriend talks about.
skate4shekla 0
dump her now.
xXGigglesXx 0
Drop her she ain't wroth the sadness of another mans penis lol
bri5083 9
Maybe you shouldn't have asked about it!:D