Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
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TMI
Today, I had to ask my girlfriend to please stop telling me about her ex's penis. FML
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dva976 7
Tell her, her vaginas kinda loose. Lol!
Rei_Ayanami 18
Perhaps you should impress her with yours so she will talk about it instead.
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phantumgrey 6
Tell her less talking more cooking.
9R1NC3S5 0
Hun, why are you still with her? She's hung up on her ex.
aaliyah99 0
Maybe if you have a bigger penis, she would quit fantasizing about her exs?... Just sayin!
KiddNYC1O 22
Hook op up, #50.
Dracoboxer357 36
And what exactly are you suggesting he do to acquire such said larger penis?
GreenDancingBear 7
damn babe my ex's pussy was so tight... how come yours is all flappy lmao
cassidy112 0
Haha maybe she is telling u that it is bigger and u need to get resized
jess_isamess 5
I'm not sure if someone covered this already but, you could just talk about your ex in front of her..
astralvagan 20
My wife did the same thing..... Until I started giving her orgasms with my tongue. Practice *********** and become a cunning linguist. Either that or get a penis pump and do what you need to do as a man or find a new gf
perdix 31
I wonder who she discusses your penis with? Are you afraid that might just be small talk?
Lilacware 4
That's a good one.
xSorry_fml 10
Hit her in the face with it a few times every now and then. When the thought of penis comes up it will be of yours swinging at her face.
johncrb 6
I have the same problem! Seriously. :(