Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
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TMI
Today, I had to ask my girlfriend to please stop telling me about her ex's penis. FML
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dva976 7
Tell her, her vaginas kinda loose. Lol!
Rei_Ayanami 18
Perhaps you should impress her with yours so she will talk about it instead.
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Comments (110)
muffdriver27 5
Start off by saying you have meat curtains and it looks like roast beef Hahahaha.
kellyrenaye 0
Go on about how perfect your ex's ****** was. How smooth, light pink, tight, no excess skin, and how it always without fail tasted really really sweet.
revon275 3
My ex-girlfriend would do that all the time and when she saw mine she said it was the first time she saw a penis. idk if she was being nice or saying it was small.
LianLover 0
You have to options 1. Dump her 2. Impress her with your penis
102muzicluver 2
U should just end it cuz itz odious she still likes her ex
bobak_can_ani 7
The word "please" was extra.
redangel2011 12
Talk to her. My ex use to talk about how his ex didn't think he was a virgin cause he lasted so long. Which looking back she must either be attempting to boost his esteem or she was with a 29 second man
DarksideDoll 31
Insensitive girlfriend is insensitive.
emmanuelwade 9
Fucken hate when they do that!
fantasyworld 39
People that constantly talk about their exes aren't over them.