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Today, I had to ask my girlfriend to please stop telling me about her ex's penis. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Tell her, her vaginas kinda loose. Lol!

Rei_Ayanami 18

Perhaps you should impress her with yours so she will talk about it instead.

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Watsupwiththat 0

And you're ok with that?? Lay down the law and tell her if she isn't over this dude she needs to grab her shit and bounce. Plenty of fish in the sea, there's one out there who would do anything for you, just need to find her.

You need to call 1800-CHOKE-THAT-HOE

ilovenyrangers 0

Your girlfriend is a *****.

Take viagra

monsterofthapuss 3

the average woman's vag is only 4 inches long don't be so discouraged bro it's obvious she's been humping guys with ten foot poles but nothing to be jealous about trust me

Every time she mentions it, screw one of her friends!

Ditch her. Some how I don't think she is finished with that guy. She is banging him when she is not with you

OP Needs a better girlfriend

ditch her ass! no one should be with someone that shallow and air-headed.

brick_man33 14

should of stuck yours in her mouth, to make her shut up about it.