Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
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TMI
Today, I had to ask my girlfriend to please stop telling me about her ex's penis. FML
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dva976 7
Tell her, her vaginas kinda loose. Lol!
Rei_Ayanami 18
Perhaps you should impress her with yours so she will talk about it instead.
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Comments (110)
SleeplessBeauty 12
Were you jealous of his size?
Give_Linux_A_Go 28
I feel for you OP. Any penile obsession is, quite frankly, ridickulous.
J_Hawthorne 0
Very valid point LOL
fmlbrofml 0
Nice pun,(;
fuckyouimawesome 1
Nicely played.
every1luvsboners 11
She can't talk with a full mouth. If ya know what I'm getting at. YOU MUST FEED HER.
hardonforjesus 10
Put a **** in it
every1luvsboners 11
I was actually referring to haricot vert with crushed hazelnuts and a lemon zest covered in farro and black rice with currants and pine nuts. You say ****, I say cook.
afunnyterdcody 5
Is that a human centipede quote haha
flockz 20
well that panned out a little differently than i thought it would.
bobbos100 2
Good advice exactly what I was thinking
Dracoboxer357 36
38, that actually Does sound good, might have to try it. And 24....love the way you think. Bleh.
kenyrabit 25
She's allergic to nuts.
Agent36263626 4
Must be one amazing penis!
alliebaba7 8
Your dumb
uprising_fml 0
Depends on what she is saying: "your penis is so much bigger than his! yay!" or "Now his dick... hmmhm." either way, if she keeps doing it, probably not a good thing.
thenoobftw 3
Challenge her ex bf to a penis fight.
KiddNYC1O 22
May the best **** win. I got dibs on the ex...
Nosrebor 8
**** fight
kyarush 10
Apparently girls have a hard time finding the boundary in which to shut the **** up about an ex boyfriend.
RuCheezBurger 10
Tell her that you can please her more next time you pound her pussy.
ohmandapants 17
That's really tasteless. If she keeps talking about him, you need to let her go. She's obviously not over him. It's not fair to you. No guy wants to hear about another man's penis, especially not their girlfriend's ex.
Hague0525 0
Hi I read Ur person thing and I think it's. Oil u live in canada.........hope I'm on Ur good side
ohmandapants 17
^ why do you care what I think?
aus1095 4
^ bitch fight bitch fight!
DocBastard 40
The difference between your penis and his is that YOURS is the one inside your girlfriend, right? So keep pumping and get over it.
desireev 18
What happened to your old picture Doc? What's the story on the new one??
DocBastard 40
I have to keep it fresh, Desiree. This is a knife blade that I pulled out of a patient of mine. His brother had kindly deposited it there.
alliebaba7 8
I agree