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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff Surrey, Canada

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Today, I got pulled into a conversation about my 62 year-old boss's new breast implants. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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68- I'd say that depends on quality: In his prime, Arnold Schwarzenegger had a very impressive pec deck. ;) And I can say that completely secure in my sexuality. :D

So what's the verdict?

muffinXmonster 12

I only assume this didn't end pleasantly

FML?.... sounds almost like you're one compliment away from a beej. Just close your eyes, buckle up, and really earn that pay raise (oh, imagine some REAL ****, fakes are gross).

Not everybody gets boob jobs for bigger boobs.....maybe she was tired of tripping over them and needed to get them perked up alittle above her knees

At Least she has experience

BunBunBabe 8

Yummy :.(

XxDancerGirlxX 17

Don't feel bad OP! The assistant manager where I work actually pulled her shirt up and showed us her new boobs -_-