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By Anonymous - 08/01/2020 21:00
TMI WARNING
Today i was going to the bathroom, and I wiped. There was a hair stuck in my butt. I pulled it out. It was a very, very long hair. I have very, very short hair. I have no idea whose hair I ate and pooped out. FML.