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efff my life. This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff Canada

Timing matters

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while I was driving her to a surprise party where I was going to propose. FML

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Wild Nights Out

Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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Stop the car and drop her off, make the bitch walk.

MrsLender_fml 3

Surprise to youuuuuu!

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Comments (144)

missL1z 5

I don't think she is being a bitch. Just because he is going to propose don't make him a saint. She must have had her reason. Then again sucks to be you to not see it coming.

Yes.. and everyone is acting like she knew OP was gonna propose..

misabel90 6

at least you didn't have to go through the embarrassment of her saying no :) look at the bright side it could have been worse

That party must've been real awkward...

yoboihawk 2

dam that shit must suck

ooooooooooooo... that hurts, better then than at the party

Dig a shallow hole in the woods . . .

Turn the party into a "Suprise I'm single again" party and bust some groovy moves to the Austin Powers theme music.

that sucks op

nerdlove101 0

Aww I'm sorry man

1215116a 14

Or her sister.