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Timing matters

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while I was driving her to a surprise party where I was going to propose. FML

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Stop the car and drop her off, make the bitch walk.

MrsLender_fml 3

Surprise to youuuuuu!

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Comments (144)

sunflower21 0

poor guy

Wow, that sucks.

drop her off at a corner, thats what she needs!

She may of course have known where you were going and been saving you from a public "no" at the party. If you invited her friends, who may have known she was thinking of leaving, you then they would have to tell her about a possible public proposal. Proposing when she's under the spot-light and therefore under pressure to say "yes" has to be a mistake, but even so it's a shame you had such different ideas about your futures.

LittleLoli 0

Awww ! Thats really screwed up bro... At least you didn't have to be humiliated at the party when she would have said no. What did you tell your friends and family at the party...

ouch! hang in there.

kandii_kidd 0

damn 0_o

I don't get why everyone's calling her a bitch. All she did was break up with him. What's so evil about that?

Bullet ******* dodged my friend.

cookie256043 0

damm that sux dnt worry theres more out there:)