Proposal, Relatable, Awkward and Love: Timing matters - FML

Timing matters

By efff my life. - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while I was driving her to a surprise party where I was going to propose. FML

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marinus_fml 19

Tuesday 31 May 2011 9:07

Stop the car and drop her off, make the bitch walk.

MrsLender_fml 3

Tuesday 31 May 2011 9:05

Surprise to youuuuuu!

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redbluegreen 40

Tuesday 31 May 2011 10:03

Be sure to dig her a deep grave.

Dreamkiller51 5

Tuesday 31 May 2011 10:04

that sucks

Tha_Jocka44 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 10:08

are you still going to do it or push her out the car??

SpectSelf 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 10:30

kick that bitch in her throat

theten_fml 9

Tuesday 31 May 2011 10:30

probably because she found out about the surprise

tina_cutes 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 10:34

who in the **** proposes at a party?

hwayoung 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 10:39

Well someone does since he was going to.

jess_1_30_09 4

Tuesday 31 May 2011 13:22

Lots of people do, it was her birthday and so I'm assuming that a lot of family and close friends were there so him doing it at the party would of been sweet, romantic. Proposing is a special moment and who wouldn't want to have people u care about there to enjoy that special moment..

FlipInBrosky 4

Tuesday 31 May 2011 10:35

I would have dropped her off far away as possible and have that surprise party for being free from a bitch like her

ckienapple 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 10:36

lol wtf

hwayoung 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 10:38

You can do better then her, it just means she wasn't the one for you. :)

kikidi 6

Tuesday 31 May 2011 10:38

How can you think of getting married when she wants to break it off? How can you be in such different pages?

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