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Timing matters

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while I was driving her to a surprise party where I was going to propose. FML

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Stop the car and drop her off, make the bitch walk.

MrsLender_fml 3

Surprise to youuuuuu!

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Be sure to dig her a deep grave.

Dreamkiller51 5

that sucks

Tha_Jocka44 0

are you still going to do it or push her out the car??

SpectSelf 0

kick that bitch in her throat

theten_fml 9

probably because she found out about the surprise

who in the **** proposes at a party?

Well someone does since he was going to.

Lots of people do, it was her birthday and so I'm assuming that a lot of family and close friends were there so him doing it at the party would of been sweet, romantic. Proposing is a special moment and who wouldn't want to have people u care about there to enjoy that special moment..

I would have dropped her off far away as possible and have that surprise party for being free from a bitch like her

You can do better then her, it just means she wasn't the one for you. :)

How can you think of getting married when she wants to break it off? How can you be in such different pages?