Proposal, Relatable, Awkward and Love: Timing matters

Timing matters

By efff my life. - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while I was driving her to a surprise party where I was going to propose. FML

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marinus_fml 19

Tuesday 31 May 2011 9:07

Stop the car and drop her off, make the bitch walk.

MrsLender_fml 3

Tuesday 31 May 2011 9:05

Surprise to youuuuuu!

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tournamentdecide 33

Sunday 13 April 2014 8:14

Aw, that's horrible, but on the bright side, at least you didn't marry someone who doesn't love you back.

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 29 November 2014 19:17

She should have broken up with you before you drove her.

burnforeternity 30

Wednesday 2 March 2016 3:32

Better now than after you propose

Addiction333 14

Monday 7 March 2016 12:48

I bet OP decided to propose as a last ditch effort to keep the relationship from falling apart. He could probably sense the break up coming.

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