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Gottabekidding This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff Ashland, United States

The workplace from hell

Today, my workplace instituted a policy in which employees must stop and write down what they are doing every fifteen minutes. FML

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log entry 5123: writing down log entry log entry 5124: writing down log entry log entry 5125: writing down log entry...

Clearly this increases productivity. Oh wait...

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Clearly it means that your workplace is trying to get rid of bad practises

8:15- taking a shit 8:30-eating breakfast 8:45-starting my daily task 8:47-taking a shit

It's called a time study

And that would be the day I put in my notice... time to find a new job with that kind of micromanagement

Making myself a note to look for employment elsewhere.

Serving a customer... "Sorry, i have to write in my work log now, be back soon."

entry log: popping entry log: resigning

msmedieval 11

My boss has been doing this to us for the last couple of years. Every argument we've had about how ridiculous it is has made him even more intolerable. Welcome to my world OP.

That is so Counter productive. What happens if T the fifteen minute mark you are in the toilet pooping?

TheyCallMeDamien 18

So what's your micromanager's name? Nothing like pointless busy work.