Today, I toured an art museum. Our tour guide had an obvious lisp, so I tried my best not to laugh. When she asked me a question about a sculpture, I accidentally replied, "Yeth ma'am." She ended the tour right there. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in a tour group going through a cave and our guide stopped, turned off the lights, and told us to be quiet so we could feel absolute silence. I farted. FML
Today, at work, I was helping someone who really sounded like she had a Boston accent. So, I asked her where she was from. She has never been out of state. Turns out she has a speech impediment. FML
Today, while giving a brief presentation at work, I blanked out on what I was going to say. I tried to make a joke and tell them I'd had a brain fart, but all I managed to say was, "I farted." Well, at least they all laughed. FML
Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher. I then apologized by saying, "Sorry, Sir." FML
Today, I was giving a presentation to my college class. I've had a natural stutter my whole life, so I stuttered through the whole thing. My professor tried to hold in her laughter for 15 minutes. FML
Today, I took my very talkative toddler to a grocery store. As we passed a woman in an aisle, my kid pointed and said loudly, "Mummy, why does that lady have such a funny face?" I had to awkwardly apologize while my face went beet red. FML
Today, while thinking about something cringe I did, I accidentally said, "Oh fuck!" aloud during someone's speech. The room besides me and the speaker was otherwise quiet. FML
Today, I accidentally said, "Hell yes!" in front of a potential employer and a group of kids before an interview at a daycare center. FML
Today, I got slapped by a date because she thought I was making fun of her speech impediment. I wasn't making fun, I just have the same speech impediment. FML
Today, while volunteering at a local museum, I politely told an elderly gentleman to have a nice day. He responded by yelling "NO" and storming off. Everyone looked at me like I was some sort of monster. FML
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meg238f 0
Well, that's what happens when you laugh at people with problems. Are you 10?
catkat1988 17
And the FML here is that you didn't get to go on the museum tour? You sound like a 6-year-old who didn't get dessert because you misbehaved. Honestly. How is lisping even that amusing in the first place? And even if it is, try to control yourself and be just a little more sensitive to people with problems. She face up to her minor disability every morning because she has the competencies to do the guided tours, and you ridicule her for it. **** HER life, not yours.
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Comments (297)
lil_lala209 5
accident? yea right... YDI
mea_iloveskiing 26
Al bundy would have said NO MA'AM :)
takemewithy0u 0
wow... you're an ass!
stevenmx86 8
Funny but you're still an asshole op lol
Domo_Arigato7 3
I've done something like that at Subway. When the second guy (a paki) asked what vegetables I wanted I said "White" ..... worst time for a brain fart :P
guppy40000 0
You sound really dumb and immature. I really hope your under 20 otherwise you have absolutley no excuse for being a dumbass
Jaccob 5
YDI, insensitive jackass
Rick_S 3
Yes, f your life because you had trouble not laughing at someone with a lisp, and then slipped and made fun of someone. Not f the life of the person who has to spend their whole life dealing with immature assholes like you. Not the rest of the tour group that didn't get a tour of the museum because you can't control yourself.
dmann56 0
no one likes Art Museums anyway
blueeyedwolf 10
I hope you fall down and bite your tongue bad enough to use a lisp for a couple of months and I hope that every person that you meet makes fun of you for it. Then and only then will you have a clue of what that person goes through every day. Even though that is still too good for you. YDI.
Nakolover13 0
Sometimes a lisp can be attractive. Adam Brody has a lisp, so does Emma Stone and i find it pretty hot. But some people do happen to be sensitive about it so show some respect.
5t3ff1k4h 47
I've never noticed their lisps before. Hmm...
Nakolover13 0
Its there.
5t3ff1k4h 47
I never said it wasn't.