Today, I toured an art museum. Our tour guide had an obvious lisp, so I tried my best not to laugh. When she asked me a question about a sculpture, I accidentally replied, "Yeth ma'am." She ended the tour right there. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in a tour group going through a cave and our guide stopped, turned off the lights, and told us to be quiet so we could feel absolute silence. I farted. FML
Today, at work, I was helping someone who really sounded like she had a Boston accent. So, I asked her where she was from. She has never been out of state. Turns out she has a speech impediment. FML
Today, while giving a brief presentation at work, I blanked out on what I was going to say. I tried to make a joke and tell them I'd had a brain fart, but all I managed to say was, "I farted." Well, at least they all laughed. FML
Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher. I then apologized by saying, "Sorry, Sir." FML
Today, I was giving a presentation to my college class. I've had a natural stutter my whole life, so I stuttered through the whole thing. My professor tried to hold in her laughter for 15 minutes. FML
Today, I took my very talkative toddler to a grocery store. As we passed a woman in an aisle, my kid pointed and said loudly, "Mummy, why does that lady have such a funny face?" I had to awkwardly apologize while my face went beet red. FML
Today, while thinking about something cringe I did, I accidentally said, "Oh fuck!" aloud during someone's speech. The room besides me and the speaker was otherwise quiet. FML
Today, I accidentally said, "Hell yes!" in front of a potential employer and a group of kids before an interview at a daycare center. FML
Today, I got slapped by a date because she thought I was making fun of her speech impediment. I wasn't making fun, I just have the same speech impediment. FML
Today, while volunteering at a local museum, I politely told an elderly gentleman to have a nice day. He responded by yelling "NO" and storming off. Everyone looked at me like I was some sort of monster. FML
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Top comments
meg238f 0
Well, that's what happens when you laugh at people with problems. Are you 10?
catkat1988 17
And the FML here is that you didn't get to go on the museum tour? You sound like a 6-year-old who didn't get dessert because you misbehaved. Honestly. How is lisping even that amusing in the first place? And even if it is, try to control yourself and be just a little more sensitive to people with problems. She face up to her minor disability every morning because she has the competencies to do the guided tours, and you ridicule her for it. **** HER life, not yours.
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Comments (297)
elizabeth705 0
laugh? why would you laugh? you totally deserved it jerk! i hope it was an expensive tour and you didnt get a refund.
DocBastard 40
Holy crap, all you people calling this insensitive need to grow the **** up. It's a ******* LISP, people. I have a bit of a lisp. So ******* what? The lady wasn't missing a leg, she isn't a cyclops, she doesn't have an arm growing out of her back. She has a minor speech impediment. Anyone who gets that upset over a lisp needs to grow a backbone and a funny bone.
Privations_fml 0
You tell 'em, Doc.
nikki9tails 3
I had a friend with a lisp, and she got bullied alot because of it. I'm sure thats why these people are so worked up.. And some probably have a lisp but we can't see it so ya results is pissy people.
JokersChild310 0
people like you should be shot on the spot. it would make this world a better place.
YourLifeBlowsHaH 0
i agree, its not even that funny when someome has a lisp. if anything i feel bad for them cause they have to go through life with assholes like u making fun of them.
AnagenisisZagus 13
You son of a bitch. So what, you would make fun of someone like Daffy Duck? You're dithhhpicable!! >=(
Norwegian_Wood 4
I'm definitely going to hell. I cracked up at the Daffy Duck comment.
0opsie 6
You should've played it off like your lisp was real. and YDI.
VianaJ_Garcia 14
So mean. You deserved it.
cydvicious 0
you're an ***hole, it all started with you thinking it was something funny to begin with.
quraishakrueger 4
whats so funny about having a lisp? idiot.
nonymous1998 0
Seriously? This isn't ******* your life, this is an FML for the person with the lisp! OP, you're an absolute jerk. Do you laugh at people in wheelchairs, too? What about people who broke their leg? You think they're funny, too? What the hell is wrong with you?