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This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Port Saint Lucie, United States
The strangeness of strangers
Today, while at work as a cashier, I tried to be sweet and ID an elderly man buying a bottle of wine. He responded by calling me a "blind-ass bitch" and calling my manager for "harassing" him. FML
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bbedlock_fml 7
Some people just need to learn to take compliments once in a while...
user324234324 1
I think you'd get a better result if you did that to an old lady
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Comments (116)
ihasbrains 10
Yowch. Sorry OP.
muzy 23
This is the first time that I have ever laughed out loud after reading a fml. Incidently, i got stared down by an elderly gent on the bus as i was laughing. All I'm saying is if stares could kill I would've been dead.
tweetbaby14 18
Cool story, bro. May I hear another?
llamafish 25
Sure! Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everybody died. The end.
allard 14
... That is a nice story!
Daiyuki 5
FatyPatie 1
Got to love the elderly...
TwiztedYuri 9
one day they give you candy the next they're chasing you on their scooter
StanSmith_fml 9
I'm pretty sure no one loves the elderly...
tylerbro 3
Lol stan in american dad hates the elderly to ^^
SkoomaKi 28
It's the thought that counts I suppose.
Brelywi 15
Being carded isn't a compliment, it's a pain in the ass.
pexy_fml 16
Always consider old people have their own logic
debbster7 18
Yea, I mean hasn't it occurred to anyone that their ID states their age. Old people don't like being told their old or telling people how old they are. Comman sence, OP.
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
Our society is getting so much more civilized. :|
IchimaruGin 5
I believe he took that as sarcasm. Sorry OP.
Riley97 0
He went WW2 on your ass huh?
unoffensivename 0
Didn't realize they complained to managers in WWII
larsindrumzxx 0
Wow your a moron, OP
loserman67 36
WOW, *you're* a bigger moron. Kind of hard to insult someone when you cannot even spell correctly asshat!
BloodMonger13 9
does it really matter how he spells it??? and that's usaly a complament asking for someone Id even tho you know there old enough is saying he/she looks young...
SkoomaKi 28
Don't worry people, I've got this... What #43 actually meant was: I'm a dumbass that can't spell or put a grammatically correct sentence together. I like to defend stupid people because it makes me feel better about my idiotic self.
tgav11 0
You kinda deserved that one :p