momoftheyearedition
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Landenberg, United States
The Royal wave
Today, my 5-year-old won't stop princess-waving at people. This would be fine, but she looks exactly like she is giving the Nazi salute. I got dirty looks from nearly everyone at the supermarket. FML
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Cads1 24
They grow up so fast. Waving one day, invading Poland the next.
Patriots21 14
Hail...Cinderella?
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Comments (74)
pdp_fml 21
Yeah your life sucks.
ford_chick_22 12
There is a button for that...
Rkikkas9713 25
I should point out there's also a button for that.
swanheart 35
Yeah but that button is anonymous!! How will people know how he feels if he doesn't leave a comment?!?! :o
tantanpanda 26
It's not that bad a fix. Teach your daughter how to do a princess wave properly. If said wave actually looks like the nazi thing, then disregard what I said.
kittykat1501 31
The princess wave is to hold up a hand and rotate it side to side
saba_ajira 29
Seems like some people need to get their mind out of the gutter
Sangue0608 26
What does this have anything to do with the mind being in the gutter?
A1NoSauce 17
I think he means that people shouldn't actually believe that a 5 year old girl is actually doing the Nazi salute. I mean she's 5, she would obviously have no clue as to what that is.
russfml 31
It's not the kid the onlookers are worried about, it's OP. Assuming she's teaching her kid nazism
hussamhasi 22
People get to prisons for that haha
Dick_diamond 22
Not in free countries. Freedom of expression and all that...
swanheart 35
Dismemberment then imprisonment of the resulting lifeless body parts seems a bit harsh, no?
brosteptwinner 15
Draw a tiny hitler stache and walk around
muzy 23
Nein, just nein...
HerMischief 21
Teach her what it means and not to do it?Or at least how to fix what she's doing. Do your job as a parent instead of writing FMLs!
thenameisfatma 23
Yes because a 5 years old girl would totally understand everything the mom teaches her about this matter.
HerMischief 21
if the mother explained it correctly, then yes, she would. "Now sweetie in the past a VERY bad man who killed a LOT of people did the thing that you're doing now and people think badly of you when you do it so you need to stop" and then show her how to wave correctly.
muzy 23
I highly doubt that a 5 year old can fathom what it means to kill people, #5. it would be sufficient to just tell her not to do it because it is not nice, and that it upsets people.
dabaerju 23
#29, if you were told that when you were 5 years old, would you understand?
Patriots21 14
Hail...Cinderella?
YaoiTitan 10
No. It's,"Hail Elsa". As she puts us in camps…
Lorenzo1102 21
If you think that's bad: when I was 7 I used to pull the finger out of the car when on the road
Colon_Man 17
I think I know you.
Lorenzo1102 21
Who am I?
kittykat1501 31
A cat wearing a sweater! ;)
Colon_Man 17
The seven year old who was known around town for flipping people off.
Pyneapple 19
Don't let her pursue an art career.
DoomedGemini 38
I think the better thing would to make sure the schools accept her if she does!
Cads1 24
They grow up so fast. Waving one day, invading Poland the next.
stumpygremlin 13
That was funny
QuaDECH 13
@17 That's what the upvote button is for.
Hyenayena 27
But wait until Winter and they'll make stupid decisions, their ego will inflate and they think they can just stroll into Russia. Kids these days
rockninja 21
thats a kid and everyone should mind their own business.