Neighbours, Party and Health: The opposite of a party

The opposite of a party

By Hooperist - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Murrieta

Today, while sick with the flu, I had the police called on me by my older neighbors downstairs. They thought I was hosting a party at 3 in the morning. I was really just throwing up constantly. FML

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Nederlander95 14

Monday 25 May 2015 22:24

To be fair, there IS constant throwing up at a lot of parties

Simbaby 23

Monday 25 May 2015 22:21

That sucks . I hope you get to feeling better !

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Drosophila82 18

Saturday 30 May 2015 8:44

I'm not sure I see the resemblance... Dumbasses

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