The opposite of a party

By Hooperist - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Murrieta

Today, while sick with the flu, I had the police called on me by my older neighbors downstairs. They thought I was hosting a party at 3 in the morning. I was really just throwing up constantly. FML
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Nederlander95 14

To be fair, there IS constant throwing up at a lot of parties

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Simbaby 23

That sucks . I hope you get to feeling better !

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teentee401 36

How does the sound of constant puking ALONE sound like a party?

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senor_octubre 24

Yes because the sound of throwing up and a toilet flushing are dead giveaways that a party is going on. Not the loud music multiple people coming in and out or anything.

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worldclassrager 39

So everything turned out fine...I think unless they did something

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gearhead369 20

You are such a party animal! I hope you get better soon

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DaRito 25

How does throwing up sound like a party? Their fault for not distinguishing sounds.

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ambidextrousfool 7

Get better soon! Also, no idea how throwing up sounds like partying.

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lvg_fml 10

Hope you feel better. That's miserable

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vikky538 28

Whats that party called. Throw up party?

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Hop6e 22

You go down there and visit them? I'd take my trash can full of puke with me and ask if they wanted to join my party.

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RedPillSucks 31

ah yes. we've all had good times at the vomitorium. good times, good times

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