Miscellaneous: Thanks Mom

Thanks Mom

By megangubler - 26/05/2014 22:34 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, my mom insisted on making my lunch. She didn't know that knives are banned at my high school, and packed me a steak knife for cream cheese. I'm now suspended for 7 days, and she refuses to say that she did anything wrong. FML

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You deserved it 5 282

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By LilSquanch - 05/03/2022 07:00 - United States - Terrell

Today, my school caught a kid with a firearm, so during our lunch period we had to stay in our classrooms and nobody can leave and nobody can get food. FML

I agree, your life sucks 928

You deserved it 100

By mom - 26/04/2018 15:00

Today, after it appeared my daughter was throwing away any vegetables in her school lunch, I packed her all vegetables so she would have to eat at least one. Nope! She threw them out and complained to school that "mommy doesn't feed" her. I got a call from the school. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 420

You deserved it 609

Armed and not dangerous

By littledonny - 12/05/2017 18:00

Today, I went to school wearing the same jacket I had gone hiking in the previous day. When I found out that I had left my 2" pocket knife in the pocket I immediately turned it in to the front office. They promptly had me arrested for bringing a weapon on campus. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 005

You deserved it 1 285

Evil will always win

By emily ann - 21/05/2023 00:01

Today, I was suspended from school for “being involved in a fight.” The other girl beat me up while I didn't do anything to defend myself, for fear of getting in trouble. She got off scot free. FML

I agree, your life sucks 942

You deserved it 126

By Anonymous - 16/06/2017 06:00 - United States - North Olmsted

Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 799

You deserved it 387

By mommy_issues - 29/08/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, I was curious as to whether or not my mom was off of her medication. When I asked her, she pulled a knife on me. Looks like I got my answer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 164

You deserved it 4 527

By Kulcha - 13/02/2009 11:07 - Australia

Today, I was expelled from school. By my own mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 422

You deserved it 40 440

Barred for life

By tariel - 22/05/2018 21:08

Today, I went to my favorite restaurant with my mother. The food took a little longer than usual to arrive and my mom threw a fit, complete with kicking and screaming, in the middle of the restaurant. My mom and I are both banned for life. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 235

You deserved it 412

By christine brown - 26/08/2011 12:03 - United States

Today, I got suspended for bringing a "hazardous weapon" to school. They were earrings. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 711

You deserved it 3 715

Too many cooks, etc.

By hazyshadows - 18/03/2020 17:02 - United States - Edmond

Today, I tried to make a grilled cheese sandwich for myself, but as soon as I started, my mom rushed into the kitchen and criticized me for making it "wrong". She then made the sandwich for me. It tasted significantly worse than when I make them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 751

You deserved it 177

Comet_Candy 23

Tuesday 27 May 2014 11:11

Gosh, why didn't she just pack a plastic knife or something :/. Maybe just a spoon... FYL, OP!

itwasthedognotme 14

Tuesday 27 May 2014 11:08

Wow man, schools are harsh! Hope your mum sticks up for you eventually. FYL.

Comments

teeeuhhh 12

Friday 30 May 2014 9:24

You could have avoided it by not pulling it out or using it

aljobo 1

Friday 30 May 2014 17:47

You're in high school. Make your own lunch like a big girl. You deserved it

parabel 12

Friday 30 May 2014 18:11

Are you going to a "special" school where the kids have to be protected from themselves?! :o

EmpireCityRay 13

Friday 30 May 2014 23:55

@OP The next time your mom attempts to fly out pack a knife in her luggage and then await her call when she calls out of embarrassment, (mild payback) lmao

ShaSha1992 6

Saturday 31 May 2014 1:17

Lol

NicoDiAngelo_fml 4

Saturday 31 May 2014 4:41

Sometimes moms can be stupid, and sometimes they're the most intelligent person you know.I wish they would just make up their minds about which one they are.