mr_loveless
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
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Today, I got married on Skyrim. To an elf. While in real life, my love life is floundering like a half-dead carp in the surf on a hot day. So much so in fact that I actually draw a measure of comfort from being married to an elf. FML
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MisterMichael 9
Try picturing the carp as half-alive. Maybe it'll help turn things around
carmel1110 12
At least she's hot?
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TheyCallMeDamien 18
Only you can handle that.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
YDI for spending more time on your game than working on your real life relationship problems. I'm all for playing games, but they aren't an exit door to escape real life. Stop having cyber sex with an elf and talk to your partner and try to work things out. Ever consider the reason your real love life sucks is BECAUSE you're on Skyrim all the time and getting married on it? /facepalm
HeartOfLead 24
Go out and meet people, maybe go get some sweat rolls at the park with friends instead of pretending you give that elf wood on the daily! As for a date, well, there are plenty of fish in the sea.
GodlessGoddess 5
I know that feel haha. Only the skyrim game is my exs.... And playing it reminds me of the bad things. I married the Lioness. It's funny, I found solace in the fact that Isaac Clarke had the exact same relationship situation in DS3. Gotta love videogames....
KiddNYC1O 22
Is he as funny as Will Ferrell?
Pranceicle 6
Was she a wood elf? Cause Bosmer are where its at ;)
SILVERSTAR_6 17
Damn, that's a sign tht ya gotta lay off the video games for a while if u wanna have any chance at love
BFons 19
I have put over 500 hours into that game and still make time to go out with my girl.
blacktower 13
I totally know what you mean which in its self is a fml.
Satoaoi 13
I hear elf women are sexy and somewhat insatiable o.O