mr_loveless
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
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Today, I got married on Skyrim. To an elf. While in real life, my love life is floundering like a half-dead carp in the surf on a hot day. So much so in fact that I actually draw a measure of comfort from being married to an elf. FML
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MisterMichael 9
Try picturing the carp as half-alive. Maybe it'll help turn things around
carmel1110 12
At least she's hot?
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elodymayweeble 7
Phenomenal imagery there.
1crabbygirl 10
A carp is a fresh water fish and thus would not experience the surf. Perhaps the romance you seek is somewhere in the details of life which you are overlooking, OP?
aircon 7
nerd
annakpok 7
Same, i'm married to Ysolda, with 2 kids.... i don't get out much
ThePieGuy0817 29
I was starting to think I was the only one who chose her.
austinhcktt 11
I know how that was OP. One perk is those women never leave you, but you can find yourself a real woman OP. there are ones out there
TripleD_97 5
me too :( look at my picture haha
wironandine 8
You're pathetic.
slapsface 10
Love that game
Xenvrae 6
That's ok, OP, I'm in the same boat (with the exception being my game in Dragon Age)...
toastedbabybuns 2
I married Vorstaq -_____- I orginally wanted to marry hadvar, but, yeah. I wish there was divorce in skyrim D: