mr_loveless
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
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Today, I got married on Skyrim. To an elf. While in real life, my love life is floundering like a half-dead carp in the surf on a hot day. So much so in fact that I actually draw a measure of comfort from being married to an elf. FML
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MisterMichael 9
Try picturing the carp as half-alive. Maybe it'll help turn things around
carmel1110 12
At least she's hot?
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rawr_ily96 24
I just love that simile. I couldn't help giggling.
kingjanic 1
At least you can play Skyrim and get married. I've had skyrim sitting on my desk right infront of me, where I spend about 5 hours a day, but I ca't play it because my computer isn't good enough and I can't afford a new one.
TcheQ 12
You can get married in real life? Crap where can I find an Amulet of Mara
emokittyofdoom 18
That is some fantastic imagery. Bravo OP.
JarrinAleesa 12
hey it's not that bad! my vampire lord nord is married to sorex vinius and I get about 7000 gold when I remember to visit my house lol not going homr for a while really racks that up.
ThatOneFuckUp 14
I would too OP
ElMungia 14
Time to change your Facebook relationship status
m41ausmc 2
I have a buddy that lived a life on skyrim for about two years. It was the only thing he did.
BiblesEatBabies 6
Dude!! Go outside once in a while!
cowboyslife 14
I can't say FYL cause you don't have a life.