mr_loveless
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
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Today, I got married on Skyrim. To an elf. While in real life, my love life is floundering like a half-dead carp in the surf on a hot day. So much so in fact that I actually draw a measure of comfort from being married to an elf. FML
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MisterMichael 9
Try picturing the carp as half-alive. Maybe it'll help turn things around
carmel1110 12
At least she's hot?
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kaykay2922 11
This sounds like something I'd do...
stewpididiot 11
Hmmm... a carp is a freshwater fish & there's generally not much surf in fresh water.... Anyway... Get a life
HeartOfLead 24
I find your picky comment ironic.
joethebiden 8
The first situation is the direct cause of the second one, obviously.
Soluxis 17
Dude. Get out there and find someone. It worked for me. I stopped playing skyrim, and met this awesome chick through a friend. ...and then she stole my sweetroll.
kemando 22
Lydia is > elf.
TobyTheGod 13
At least elves have a naturally better magicka level; a real wife wouldn't have that
murphdarkly 13
Maybe you need to play a little less skyrim, n focus more on your real relationship.
gracehi 33
I am so lonely Mr. Lonely I have nobody To call my own ... Except my virtual elf bride
starcrossddream 14
Don't worry OP, sweet gamer chicks do exist; I've been with a man I met playing an mmorpg for about 4 years now, and he's the best thing that has ever happened to me. Theres nothing wrong with meeting your other half in a game. Just don't give up hope :)
sxyandiknowit 4
Perhaps if you spent more time on your real wife and less in your virtual world you'd get real life satisfaction.... Duh